nanliligaw kaba o naliligaw ?
Friday September 26th 2008, 5:02 pm09
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love
**Ganito ka ba manligaw?
**Ganito ba sya manligaw?
**Ikaw lang nakakaalam nyan..
HEY GIRLS!! ETO BA ANG KLASE NG MGA MANLILIGAW MO ?
Mr. Gwapings
- mayaman, gwapo, kilala at higit sa lahat may wheels.
mataas ang confidence nya na di sya mababasted kaya pag nabasted maaapektuhan ng husto ang kanyang EGO. at take note, malas mo kung may sour grape attitude pa yan. pwede nyang sabihin .
“sus kala mo kung sinong maganda e pinagtyatyagaan ko lang naman sya. pweh!“
Mr. Quickie
ang type ng manliligaw na kada magkikita kayo e wala nang alam sabihin kundi “kelan mo ba ko sasagutin?” o kaya “i love you na, ako ba hindi mo pa love?” kahit na isang linggo pa lang naman syang pumoporma.
kung baga dinadaan nya sa pangungulit para mabilis ang pagsagot mo.
Mr. Everything
linya nya ang “sagutin mo lang ako, ibibigay ko sayo lahat, lahat ng magugustuhan mo. kahit pa ang buwan o kaya mundo.” gaga ka pag nagpauto ka. dahil pag sinagot mo na yan, makakalimutan na nya ang linyang yan!
Mr. Stalker
eto yung type ng manliligaw na pag nagkahiwalay kayo e sisimulan ka sa tanong na “kumain ka na ba?” pagkasagot mo susundan pa nya ulit ng tanong “nasan ka ngayon?” “sinong kasama mo?” “anong ginagawa mo?”
[NAKAKAIRITA UNG MGA GANYAN!amp]
at kung anu-ano pa. basta tungkol sa daily activities mo kailangan malaman nya, pero ang nakakatakot na parte dyan eh yung kahit hindi mo sagutin ang mga tanong nya na iyon ay nalalaman pa din nya, mukhang may matinding “source” ang gago na pinagkukunan ng impormasyon tungkol sa’yo kaya nasusundan ka na nya kahit saan ka magpunta, kadalasan humahantong ang tagpong ito sa rape dahil hindi na nya talaga mapigilan ang nararamdaman nyang nag-aalab!! kaya mag-ingat ka sa mga pinagkakatiwalaan, baka kasi ilaglag ka ng mga kakilala mo di’ba? at mabigyan nila ng impormasyon tungkol sa’yo ang damuhong lalake na yon, di mo na kasi masasabi sa panahon ngayon kung sino talaga ang kakampi mo,
ANG DAMING PLASTIK SA PANAHONG ITO!! Sino nga ba ang mga taong posible mong pagbintangan?? pwedeng kapit-bahay mo, kaibigan mo, mga AMIGA at kalaro ng nanay mo sa mahjong, ka-tong-itsan mo, tindero ng mais sa tapat ng bahay nyo, mailman na palaging nagbibigay ng mga sulat galing sa “stalker” mo pero lingid sa kaalaman mo s’ya na pala si mr. Stalker ,[ahaha.CRAULO..NAKAKATWAH!HAHA] tindero ng balot (pero sya na pala yon! haha!), ahente ng meralco na madalas maningil kahit nakapagbayad ka na, yung palaging sumisigaw sa tapat ng bahay nyo tuwing umaga at hapon nang “NAGAWA NG PAYONG… NAGAWA NG PAYONG..” ABA MAS MATAKOT KA KUNG ANG SINISIGAW NYA… “NAGAWA NG BATA… NAGAWA NG BATA!!“, minsan mga close friends mo pa, at maging ang mga magulang mo kung boto sila sa damuhong lalake na yan at kahit i-istalk ka pa ng WALANGYA eh ayos lang sa kanila Malay nila at Pake ba nila “MA at PA” nga talaga sila, well “LITERALLY” haha! at wala silang kibo basta may pasalubong lagi para sa kanila na hopiang munggo ATBP., pwede ring mga tambay, ka-chat, ka-text, ka-bluetoothan, kamag-anak, pinsan, pamangkin, kinakapatid, inaanak, kumare, kumpare, ninong, ninang, bayaw, biyenan, bilas, tiyuhin, tiyahin, lolo, lola, lelong, lelang, apo, apo sa tuhod, apo sa talampakan, apo sa alak-alakan, ate, kuya, yaya, maid, cook, tubero pls. call 843-82-31.
Mr. Take
it or Leave it pag binasted mo ang ganitong type ng manliligaw, asahan mo bukas may nililigawan na sya ulit. at eto pa, hinding hindi ka nya papansinin. period.
Mr. Salesman
dadaanin ka sa matatamis na salita. parang si Mr. Everything din kaya lang mas matindi sya mang-uto. KUNG BINEBENTAHAN KA NG BAHAY AT LUPA NYAN MALAMANG BUMILI KA NG LIMA “KAHIT BA NASA PASO PA EH” DAHIL SA GALING NYA SA “SALESTALK” puro bola nga ang gagawin ng tarantadong yan sa’yo.. yun bang tipong “ang ganda ganda talaga ng mga mata mo..” KAHIT DULENG KA NAMAN!! o kaya “ang lambot ng mga kamay mo, anong lotion ang gamit mo?” kahit yung kamay mo parang paa!! TAPOS BEBENTAHAN KA LANG PALA TALAGA NG LOTION ANO?? BWISET!! Eto ang grabe.. “KUNG MASAMA ANG MAHALIN KA.. MAGPAPAKASAMA AKO!!” HAHAHAHA!!! at iba pang pang-uuto mapasagot ka lang ng OO. HAHA!!
Mr. Good Dog
eto ang nakakatuwang manliligaw. kase payag syang magpaalipin. taga-bitbit ng bag mo o kahit ng mga kaibigan mo. kahit magmuka syang buntot sa tuwing may gala kayo ng mga barkada mo. nagpapakitang gilas kung baga. pero pag sinagot mo na, for sure gaganti yan!! hala ka!!
Mr. Anonymous
motto nya ang “action speaks louder than words”. wala kang kaalam-alam na nanliligaw na pala. kaya pala ang bait-bait sayo. e akala mo mabait lang talaga. haha
Mr. Second Chance
sya ang pinakamasugid mong manliligaw. kahit 100 times mong sabihing ayaw mo sa kanya at wala na syang pag-asa ang sasabihin nya pa rin ay “please give me a second chance“
Mr. Romantiko
jologs ang mga paraan nya sa panliligaw. manghaharana, pakikisamahan mga barkada mo, liligawan parents mo at kahit magmukha ng TINDAHAN NG BULAKLAK ANG BAHAY NYO AT MAGKA-DIABETES KA NA ay lagi pa din s’ya may dalang flowers and chocolates tuwing dadalaw sa’yo. pero madalas nakakapagpakilig s’ya ng nililigawan nya dahil sa kanyang ‘malinis na hangarin’ aww… siguraduhin mo lang!!! =) Kaya para sa mga taong nanliligaw, nagbabalak manligaw, nililigawan, naliligaw, nag-hihintay maligawan at nagbabalak lumagay sa magulo:
Ang love ay hindi minamadali, hindi pinipilit at lalong hindi kina-CAREER..Aray ko!
Unang-una mga BOYS, PAANO MO BA NASABINGMAHALMONA SIYA?+ Dahil ba natutuwa ka sa kanya?
+ O kaya naman naaaliw ka?
+ Naswee-sweetan ka ba ng sobra sa kanya?
+ Kinikilig ka ba pag nakikita mo siya?
+ At naha-high kapag naririnig mo na ang boses niya?Eh teka muna, baka naman na-IMPACHO ka lang ESTE…. INFATUATED ka lang o kaya naman kagaya nga ng sagot mo, BAKA naaaliw ka lang. Dahil kakaiba siya, may spark na hindi mo maintindihan. TSK! Ang saklap nyan!…
GAANO MO NA BA SIYA KAKILALA?.+ Madali ba siyang mapikon?
+ Pano ba siya mabadtrip?
+ Madali bang mahalata na may topak siya?
+ Ano bang suot niya pag nasa bahay siya?
+ Skirt, Shorts, o pantalon?
+ Naka “kikay look” ba siya o naka-t-shirt lang?
+ Matagal ba siyang maligo?
+ Kumakain ba siya ng vegetables?
+ Tamad ba siya?
+ Mas gusto ba niyang manood ng tvkaysa magbasa ng libro?
+ Nagp-PSP ba sya?
+ Tatlo ba ang pamangkin niyang lalaki?(ANONG KONEK?! LOL!!)
+ Makukulit ba yung mga kamag-anak niya?
+ Green ba ang kulay ng gate ng bahay nila?(ANO ULIT ANG KONEK?!!)
+ Sa village ba siya nakatira?
+ May sakayan ba ng jeep na malapit sa kanila?
+ Nagsisimba ba siya linggo-linggo?
+ Kasama ba yung pamilya niya?
+ At nagdadasal ba siya bago matulog???…**In short, alam mo na nga ba ang mga bagay-bagay? Ang mga simpleng bagay tungkol sa kanya, na nagdedetermine ng sarili niya. As in kung sino ba talaga SIYA.
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KAYA MO BA SIYANG TANGGAPIN?
..As in TANGGAPIN ng buong-buo.
+ Sa lahat ng trip niya sa buhay
+ Sa lahat ng katopakan niya
+ Sa lahat ng pag-iinarte at pag-dadrama niya
+ Sa lahat ng kasalanang nagawa, ginawa, at gagawin pa lang niya
+ Sa lahat ng naiisip niya
+ Sa lahat ng sasabihin niya
+ Sa kilos niya
+ Sa pananamit pa pala niya
+ Sa pagsasalita
+ Sa pananaw niya sa buhay
+ Sa pagtrato niya sa tao
+ Sa lifestyle niya
+ Sa uri ng pamilyang meron siya
+ Sa uri ng kaibigang kasa-kasama niya
+ Sa style niya pagdating sa love
+ Sa kasweetan niyang natural
+ Sa paglalambing niya
+ Sa tawa niyang pagkalakas-lakas
+ Sa manners niya
+ Sa bisyo niya kung meron man
+ Sa mga pang-aasar niya sayo
+ Sa style niya pagdating sa pagsolve ng problema
+ Sa problemang maaari ka ring masama…
KAYAMOBANG MAGING TOTOO?+ Kaya mo bang makita yung sarili mo na kasama pa rin siya sa isang sitwasyong pag naisip mo eh mapapaiyak ka na lang sa sakit nang dahil din sa kanya?
+ Kaya mo bang MAGMUKHANG TANGA as in umiyak ng dahil sa kababawan ibuhos ang mga nararamdaman mo kahit na puro kababawan nga lang naman as in kahit sa harapan niya?
+ Kaya mo bang maging barubal pag kasama mo siya?Yung tipo bang wala ka ng pakialam mawala manang manners mo na wala ka naman talaga! joke lang ! ano sure ka na?!
In short,KAYAMOBANG MAGING IKAWKAPAG KASAMAMONA SIYA?Yung tipong hindi ka nahihiyang ipakita kung sino ka talaga dahil alam mong HINDI MO LANG SIYA TANGGAP, TANGGAP KA RIN NIYA. BUONG-BUO RIN!! MGA TAO! Tama na kasi ang trip. Tama na ang pagmamadali. Oo, masarap ngang mainvolve sa isang tao, pero diba mas masarap yun LALO NA KUNG ALAM MONG TOTOO YUNG NARARAMDAMAN MO.see what i’m sayin ? NANLILIGAW KA BA TALAGA O NALILIGAW KA LANG NG LANDAS??! BAKA KAILANGAN MO NG “DIRECTIONS” PAPUNTA SA PUSO NYA!!NAKS NAMAN!! SINONG NILOLOKO MO?? HAHAHA!!! IPAKITA MO MUNA SA KANYA NA MALINIS ANG INTENSYON MO AT KILALANIN MO MUNA SIYANG MABUTI. ALAMIN MO ANG TUNAY NA NARARAMDAMAN MO, KASI PAG DI KA NAMAN SIGURADO SA NARARAMDAMAN MO EH KAWAWA LANG SYA SAYO.
-re-post
QUIZ results: . :] about me
Saturday September 20th 2008, 5:02 pm09
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quiz http://www.blogthings.com/
Are You Boring or Interesting?
| You Are 72% Interesting |
 You are a fairly interesting person. Many people find you to be intriguing.
You have a dynamic, adventurous life… a life that others envy.
You are genuinely interested in and open to the world.
You love making new friends, and you’re always up for an unusual experience.
Like everyone else, you can get a bit boring from time to time. That’s normal.
But unlike everyone else, you can pull yourself out of a rut. You don’t stay boring for long |
Are You Like Your Mom?
| You Are Somewhat Like Your Mom |
 Believe it or not, you and your mom are pretty darn similar.
It may not seem like it at times, but you and your mom have a lot of common ground.
Over time, you’ll probably get closer … especially if you emphasize the things you like about each other.
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What Kind of Flirty Girl Are You?
| You Are a Friendly Flirt! |
 You are quite the flirt, but you don’t flirt with just anyone.
And you hardly ever get caught, because your flirting seems so friendly.
You’ve got a good thing going. Tons of friends, both guys and girls.
And if you do decide to flirt, hardly anyone’s the wiser. Pretty trick! |
What Does Your Name Say About You?
| What Your Name Says About You |
 Your name says that you are mostly:
Artistic but extreme
Your name also says you are:
Fiery but unbalanced
Ambitious but stubborn
Insightful but biases
| You Are a Red Crayon |
 Your world is colored with bright, vivid, wild colors.
You have a deep, complex personality - and you are always expressing something about yourself.
Bold and dominant, you are a natural leader. You have an energy that is intense… and sometimes overwhelming.
Your reaction to everything tends to be strong. You are the master of love-hate relationships.
Your color wheel opposite is green. Green people are way too mellow to understand what drives your energy.
| You Act Like You Are 22 Years Old |
 You are a twenty-something at heart. You feel like an adult, and you’re optimistic about life.
You feel excited about what’s to come… love, work, and new experiences.
You’re still figuring out your place in the world and how you want your life to shape up.
The world is full of possibilities, and you can’t wait to explore many of them. |
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Are You Charming?
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| You Are Pretty Charming |
 While you’re not a natural charmer, you can be charming when you want to be.
And lucky for those around you, you usually feel like turning on the charm.
You project a happy, calm image - even when you’re feeling the exact opposite.
You make people feel great about being around you… though you’re not always up for putting in the effort.
Do People Like You?
| People Really Like You! |
 You’re simply a great person, and most people who meet you realize it right away.
You’re kind, interesting, outgoing, friendly, and polite.
Your friends are lucky to know you. You’re a joy to be around.
You are definitely well liked by almost everyone. You’re a very popular person!
What People Like About You:
People like that you take the them to get to know them and make a connection. You make people feel important.
People like that you give them complements. You make people feel good about themselves!
People like your self deprecating sense of humor and that you don’t take yourself too seriously
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| How You Life Your Life |
 You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is.
You are always tactful and diplomatic. You let people down gently.
You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many acquaintances.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren’t attainable. |
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Before You Get Back Together With Your Ex Boyfriend
Friday September 19th 2008, 5:02 pm09
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love 
So you and your ex have started communicating again. The new conversations remind you of the good times. Your first thoughts are “Maybe he has changed” and “This is why I fell in love with him in the first place.” You take your time trusting him again and things are now going well. The euphoria of just meeting and falling head over heals has returned. You then wonder what it would be like if you two were back together, forgetting all about the bad times. Yes, you guys joke about who lied to who and who broke who’s favorite candle holder, but have you really resolved all of the issues you need to resolve?
Getting back with your ex boyfriend can be a great thing. But along with the success stories are failures due to lack of communication. Save your rejuvenated relationship by considering these things before getting back with your ex.
1. Don’t Let Your Emotions Take Control
A few minutes of mental discipline can mean years of emotional play. Like we discussed earlier, it’s difficult to step back and think rationally when you open the positive lines of communication with your ex. A flood of emotion can overcome you, clouding your judgment. Resist the good feelings and focus on if starting a new relationship with your ex will be a positive contribution to your present life. If not, you may want to reconsider.
2. Heal Old Wounds
Don’t forget- something about him upset you in the first place! You or he may have regrets, but that’s not enough to resolve any previous pet peeves or conflicts. Sure, your previous relationship wasn’t a trip to the grocery store, but it helps to take some time alone to write a list of your ex’s positive and negative qualities. Be as detailed as possible and list situations if necessary. Try and draw out what contributions you feel each of you made to the failed relationship. Be sure to discuss these things with him and ask yourself: Have these issues really been resolved? Has he or I truly changed or can either of you live with the things you couldn’t live with before?
3. Drop Previous Expectations
A new relationship with your ex is just that- a new relationship. So, drop the previous dreams and expectations and start anew. You don’t have to start from the beginning of man, but try and build a new life together and treat common goals and expectations as if they are new. There is still trust and a renewed friendship to be built.
Ultimately, the decision to get back with your ex has to lie with you; but it’s important to make sure you don’t fall into the same patterns, fights or routines that led you to the first breakup. Ask yourself honest questions followed by truthful answers, then openly discuss the feasibility of a new relationship with your ex.
breaking up and moving on
Friday September 19th 2008, 5:02 pm09
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love 
Breaking up is never fun. The end of a relationship means the beginning of a period of mourning and healing for both people. If the break up was mutual both people will experience a period of adjustment where they are getting used to no longer being together. If the break up was not mutual the person who ended things may be dealing with guilt and feelings that they may have made a mistake. The person being broken up with will definitely have to adjust, first to being rejected and second to life without somebody they still care for. How do you get through those first few weeks? Here we list eight essential things everybody must do in the early days of a break up to let the healing begin.
- Avoid the former love. Yes, avoid. No, this isn’t being immature. Seeing your former flame can bring out emotions and may cause you do to or say something you will regret. In the first few weeks the best thing you can do for yourself is not be where you know they will be.
- Talk out your feelings with close friends. Get everything out so that you won’t hold it inside. Your friends may get sick of hearing you talk about the situation but you need to let out all your feelings and thoughts or they may come back to bite you later.
- Cry if you want to. It’s OK to cry over a loss. Don’t hold back, let the tears roll just do it in a safe and private place where it is unlikely to get back to your ex. You don’t want your tears to be used as a guilt trip. Their purpose is to cleanse you of any pain not make your lover come back.
- Let go of mementos. Put away or give away anything and everything that reminds you of the relationship. Hide them out of sight so they will be out of mind until you are able to remember the relationship without longing for it to still be going strong.
- Don’t slip up and get together with your ex. When you are feeling sad or missing a relationship it can be very easy to fall back in to the arms of your ex but DO NOT DO THIS. This will only set you back and let’s face it, if things ended the relationship wasn’t perfect to begin with so why would you want to rekindle things?
- Focus on all the things about your ex that drove you crazy, turned you off, or that you just plain found annoying. Think about these things often and replay them in your mind over and over. Dwell on them. It will make you feel better to remember that your former flame was not perfect and that there are things you won’t really miss.
- Think about the mean, cruel or rude things your ex may have done in your relationship. Really give these things play in your memory. Remind yourself that somebody who truly cared for you would not have done such thoughtless things and tell yourself (over and over) that you are better off without that kind of ego crushing behavior in your life.
- Maintain a strict no contact policy and stick with it. Don’t pass notes through friends. Don’t make any calls. Stay away from instant messaging or texting on your cell. Just don’t contact your ex until you are totally and completely sure you no longer want to be with him or her. It is the only way.
Mending a broken heart is not easy but it can be done. Just stick to the game plan outlined above and before you know it you’ll be just fine. Good luck!
majujunda itechlavu
Tuesday September 09th 2008, 5:02 pm09
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gay 
dahil sa kadahilanang marami akung kaibigan na bakla o discreet at minsan di ku maunawaan o di ku na maaruk ang kanilang mga kataga na lumalabas mula sa kanilang mga bibig o kaya ay kasama sa kanilang mga talata 
napag desisyonan kung mangalap ng ilang sample sa kanilang mga saliwikain . 
from : gay lingo - pinoy pride
EFFEM- halatang bakla
DAOT- ahas 
BORTA - malaki katawan
TOM JONES - gutom na
CHAKA - panget
DAKOTA HARISSON PLAZA - malaki 80
JUTAY - maliit
PA-URING - pafuck
HADA - suck (not sure about this one, though)
BIWAY - gwapo
DUTY FREE- Maliit ang nota
NOTA - sex organ ng lalaki
BALAJ - balahura, dautero, bakla
RAMPAGE - rampa
KROMPAL - , verb, transitive. your usual sampal, but with an attitude (kasi may kasamang kuko)
WARLA ~ Loka-loka, nawawala sa sarili, nababaliw!
Luz Clarita - lose ang beauty ni akech
otoko - lalakeng lalaki
wa - i na! = wag na!
wit ko bet - ndi ko type
ka-andahan - pera
jutz - jutay!
daki - dako
Kaplang - means correct!
wiz - ayoko as in “wiz ko bet si rovy kasi majonders na!”
variables - barya, coins
shulupi - pulubi
akembang - ako
purita kashiwahara - poor
givenchy - give, pahingi
Pranella - praning
Krang-krang - hungry (same as tom jones)
Carry/keri/cherry - pwede na ?
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with sentence para may thrill
JOWAWIS ~ buddy, lover, syota, gf, bf
use in a sentence .
Ang Cutie ever ng JOWAWIS ko no? mahal ko yan!
wasok, contraction ng “wasak pag pasok”….
i.e., Na wasok na naman ako ni Juan. *I got boinked by Juan, and he ripped me apart when he put it in.
majonders - matanda
majubis - mataba
wit - hindi
Majonders na sya kaya wit ko bet
wit ko bet majujubis
MAJUNDA = maganda
ex. majujunda ang mga talktubers….
CHEVER = expression ni John Lapus pag natutuwa sya
klapeypey-klapeypey = pumalakpak
ex. namangha ang lahat ng barangay ng nag me-mejorette c abyss_ sabay sabay silang nag klapeypey-klapeypey.…CHEVER!
SHONGKANG - dyuging, or better known as kant*t.
Halimbawa:
Ang suplada naman ni rovy! Matagal na siguro siyang hindi nakaka-SHONGKANG!
ang masasabi ku lang napaka hirap ng diction nyu
di ku alam kung san nyu yan napupulotgrabe sinu ba umimbento nyan .
nakakalurky .
for more gay lingo
check out this site . 
http://pinoypride.yehey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1956&page=3
